1. iburisu:

    dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

    (Source: 40ozbaka)

     

    appendix pick up lines pun 

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  3. oh

    perlahaha:

    hey baby,

    if it’s not too much treble,

    i’d really like to ‘B’ with you

    … naturally.

     

    treble trouble pick up lines music music notes 

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    japanese asian panties pick up lines 

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